Red = loud
Green = stupid
Blue = innocent
White = naughty
Aqua = freaky
Yellow = skanky
Purple = a little too happy Black = lonely
Orange = funny
Gray = gorgeous
Pink = preppy
Brown = tree-hugging
Multicolored = sweaty
Other = candy-flavored
Nothing = sexy
What kind of trousers are you wearing?
Shorts = prep
Skirt/Skort = homo
Jeans = emo
Tight jeans = go go dancer
Ripped Jeans = slut
Cammio = cage fighter
Cordoroy = skank
Cargo = clown basketballshorts = gangsta
Thong = whore
Boxers = manwhore
Bootieshorts = Sex Kitten
Pajamas = sex machine
OTHER = striper
Nothing = pornstar
What color is your hair?
blonde = with hot boobs
black = with a sexy smile
dark brown = with a broken heart
red = that likes to have sex
brunette = who will eat you out
dirty blonde = with a hot boyfriend or girlfriend brown = with sexy eyes
bald = with herpes... type 2... and bad
OTHER = who tries to be different (I have sandy brown hair)
I'm a lonely gangsta with sexy eyes
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Pick the month you were born in
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I licked
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with 12- I smoked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - The kool-aid man
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a pickle
09 - a jew
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - your mom
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a bisexual
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal 22 - an easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a homeless guy
27 - lesbian
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Your grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how I roll Black - Because I'm sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - Because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - Because I'm sexy as hell
Polka Dots - Because I hate my life
Purple - Because im cool
Gray - Because I love marijuana
Other - Because I have double D's
Green - Because I'm beautiful
Orange - Because I smoke crack
Brown - Because I'm gay
Shirtless - Because I like to move it, move it
I smoked with an easter egg Because I'm sexy as hell